Her: People ask me obscenely inappropriate sex questions all the time when they find out I'm a lesbian. Does that happen to you?!
Me: Haha! Ya
Her: I wanted to start a website called stupidlesbianquestions.com where people would email their questions in and I would be like, "YES!" or (she raises her eyebrows and puts her hand up), "NooOOOooo!"
as you can see, no one wears the pants