Him(gay): I can't relate to lesbian movies
Me(hetero, HA just kidding): What about gay movies? Did you see Broke Back Mountain?
Him: I just saw the sex scene like 15 times!
Me: What?? Why?!
Him: My friend kept playing it over and over to bother me
Him: A lot of lesbian movies have characters that hate men
-I pensively chew on the inner side of my right cheek for a second-
Me: I don't hate men. I just don't want to date them.... I also like pink though so....
Him: Haha if you made a movie about your life I would watch it
My exact expression when people think feminism and misandry are the same thing: