He sits on my couch.
I sit on on the ottoman.
Bettie (my dog) lays on the living room floor on her back, legs sprawled, begging for belly rubs.
Him: That's not very subtle
Me: Haha I know. My old roommate taught her to lay like that when she would say, "What do girls do for diamonds?!"
Me: I was like, "Hey! She's a lady!"