Me(friendly): Hey! I haven't seen you in a while!
Her:...sorry I don't recognize you......
Me: Oh I used to see you in the mornings
Her(condescending): Oh, you have that huge scary white dog
Me(trying not to laugh): She is super chill....you should come over and meet her some day!
Her(snarky): I don't think so.
Yaaaassssss. Born killer.
Might snuggle you to death.