Wednesday, June 3, 2015

text me right meow

*catching up with my lesbian friend*

Her: I went to this lesbian event and there were like 200 other lesbians in the line outside. They all had the exact same asymmetrical haircut and "little boy" type designer clothes on. They were ALL on their phones texting and no one was talking to each other. They had bitchy, "I'm like waaay too good to be in this lineup" looks on their faces
Me: Texting their cats

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