dirty laundry

Her: I accidentally brought your shirt home. Do you wash it any special way or can it go in the dryer?
Me: Oh all good. Cold wash hang to dry. Feel free to wear it or put it on your dog or use it as a cape when you are drunk.
Her: Haha, third option for sure
Me: I'm glad you are using my shirt as a cape. I'm using yours as a pillow. #creepy #itsmellsdifferentthanwhenyouwereasleep haha
Her: Bahahahahaha you're the greatest haha