I have been
So! Since you are so busy I made this handy shopping list for you (I'm so considerate!)
1. Someone to clean my shower
2. Expensive shoes....ok fine this isn't a "need"
3. Plane ticket to LA. No, for real. I need this.
(below: what I will be doing there)
1. Sexy girlfriend/partner to see 3-4 times a week
( OMGAWD look how cute we are!!! so in love)
You were so hipster before the hipsters.